domingo, abril 28, 2013

Pollo golpeado

[102] "Pollo golpeado"

A una tienda de carnes
llegó una mujer un día,
un pollo para un caldo
era lo que pedía.

El carnicero le mostró
el único que tenía,
la mujer lo revisó
pero no le convencía.

–¿No tiene uno más grande?
–Se decidió a preguntar,
el hombre no tenía
pero quiso aparentar.

–¡Claro que sí señora!
Déjeme revisar,
voy a la trastienda
veré que puedo hallar.

–Tomó el ave el carnicero
y en la mesa la azotó,
la golpeó hasta que un poco
el pollo se alargó.

–¿Qué le parece este?
–A la dama preguntó,
–¿No tiene uno más grande?
–Ella respondió.

De nuevo en la trastienda
al pollo volvió a azotar,
¡muy fuerte contra la mesa!
Para poderlo estirar.

–¿Qué tal este? –dijo él.
Ella lo revisó,
–Si tuviera uno más grande
lo compraría –afirmó.

El hombre volvió a lo mismo
y un poco más dejó estirado,
al pollo ¡con tanto golpe
que en la mesa le había dado!

Cuando él se lo mostró
dijo ella: –Lo llevaré,
y también quiero comprar
el primero que miré.

Del libro "Buena rima, versos para reír". Obra publicada bajo la licencia: "Creative
Commons Atribución-No Comercial-No derivadas 2.5 México"

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